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The Proper Use of a Mosquito Net

Posted: 17 Nov 2011 08:13 AM PST

Weekly photo: Where is Cole?

Location: Bangkok, Thailand

We arrived in Bangkok this morning, a one-day travel layover on our way to Cambodia.  Cole gave us a quick lesson in the proper use of a hotel-issued mosquito net.  First, wrap yourself into the fabric by spinning around with your arms out.  Then, once you’ve completely entangled yourself, do a flying pirouette into the air, arch your back and fling yourself onto the bed.  If you’ve done it right, the net will hold your weight for a moment and you can swing in the air, like a goddamn monkey.  Repeat.  For an hour.

Also, it goes without saying, you should also dismantle all of the lamps in the room, spread crackers on the floor, spill some milk on the bed and then promptly fall asleep.  He’s working on a guidebook.  It’s going to be epic.


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